mello_keehl (mello_keehl) wrote in chaosunraveled, @ 2008-08-10 12:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | finished thread, light, mello, rating: pg-13 |
Well, BLOW ME DOWN... ((Finished Thread))
Who: Light and Mello (Open)
Where: Niflheim's Ship
When: Day Before the End of Pirate Week
Rating: PG-13 (subject to change)
Warnings: Two egotistical assholes get into a sword fight and probably drag lots of skeletons out of closets.
Summary: This has been building up and building up, and is due for bubbling over. Mello laughs at Light's skirts and corsets. Light gets pissy. Mello thinks this is fucking hilarious. I'd like to see how long this "sword fight" lasts before Mello brings out his bazooka or gets chain-banged by Light. xD
Mello grinned broadly before spitting on the butt of his pistol, shining it on his brocade sleeve, and sticking it down the front of his tight breeches. His bazooka was beyond compare, of course... but old habits were a bitch to kick. He still liked to carry his firepower where it mattered most.
It was sunny, sultry, and the air had a tang to it that Mello somewhat liked. He liked the sea, and loved this pirate arrangement. It could go on forever, and Mello would be just fine with it.
Mello caught sight of a bonny lass standing by the guardrail of the upper deck, her back to him, and made his way towards her. He made sure to swagger, in his thigh-high boots and very gaudy purple brocade waistcoat. Leaning jauntily on the guardrail, he pinched her loopy ass and said, "Hey, wench. Perhaps ye need help cleaning some cobwebs out of yer cellar? I have a gigantic broom that could be of some help."
However, the wench's bottom wasn't as fleshy as Mello had expected it to be.