Hooray for Midvalley! Sal could have appreciatively smacked his ass for that one. But Jazz continued to press the issue to the point that Sal wanted to whip out his gun and ask him to please suck face on that.
The asexual being sighed dramatically once more, striking a near dramatic pose while histrionically wailing: "You're right! All these years alone and in hiding, and I never learned the meaning of love from anyone! All the missed opportunities, the secret meeting places, the special songs, the long nights by the riverbanks. Oh, Jazzy, I feel like I've been mislead all my life! How can I ever thank you for bringing me to the light!?"
Then he deadpanned. "I'm outta here." And went to the door.