L raised an eyebrow, pausing. "You're telling me about a kitten you named after Matsuda? he almost slapped Light, but restrained himself when he recalled his true motivation for doing this.
I'm not like you, Light. I'm gentle, and subtle, and therefore morally superior... you'll feel so good that you'll want to kill yourself later, in memory of how you hurt me.
"Really. I always thought that Matsuda was a pussy, so that's highly appropriate," L said dryly, reaching for Light's fly.