"You think I'm the security?" Jazz asks with a head shake. "Sorry, pal, but I'm not a cop." This person is confusing, or just confused. Whichever happened first.
"And no, I'm not a 'machine brought to life by dark forces'." The quote marks can be heard in his tone of voice, as he used a sufficient ammount of sarcasm. "I was sadly born this way."
"By the way, you told me you were glitching. What was I supposed to think when someone tells me that? Program glitches can end pretty ugly if they are left alone long enough."
Really, this human is strange, he thinks. Totally slagging srange.