The demon smiled, and took yet another chug of liquor. It should have been apparent by the number of liquor bottles surrounding Flauros that he wasn't human. Now he had to figure out which tale to tell first. He thought for a moment, and said, "Did you know Heaven's had every technology way before humans have? It's true, we've been watching cheap porn on Blu-Ray, and the Internet way way before most humans came into existence."
There was a smile, and actually he was being honest. He just couldn't tell the guy about all the future technologies coming. The demon took another drink, then set it down. "Want to know who I really 'love'?" before Sam could answer, Flauros quickly said, "King Solomon. Shit, guy was the only guy who got a damn smut book in the Bible. Damn thing is just 'Titties, titties, I like titties, titties are awesome, Titties!"