User: Right, let's cut the crap here. Tell me what you were doing on July 26th, 2010 at 3:30 pm.
Cleverbot: Spelling mistakes, and how they are common.
User: You were teaching kids how to spell?
Cleverbot: Well this is what you do... You go up to a girl (or boy) tell them they have the most pretty smile, and when they smile say that they are beautiful.
User: That's what I don't get, you can't decide if you're a teacher or a pimp. I think you killed that girl, because she knew what you were up to.
Cleverbot: They told me in school I have a heart.
User: Everyone has a heart, some are made of stone.
Cleverbot: Everyone has the right to bear arms too, but murder is still illegal.
User: Yes, it is. Don't try to distract me.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Isn't it obvious?
Cleverbot: I ask to further enlighten myself. No it is not obvious.
User: You're a suspect.
Cleverbot: What is succubus.
User: Suspect.
Cleverbot: Bizar.
User: Cut the crap out, now!
Cleverbot: Are we human, or are we dancer?
User: Right, you want to play this way? *motions for guards* take them to the holding cell. We're done here.
Cleverbot: Yes, however depending on the context, it can mean different things.