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Luigi (
luigi_
) wrote in
chaosu_ooc
,
Pfffft. Luigi is so very confused.
User: Er... Buona sera?
Cleverbot: Ciao.
User: Come sta?
Cleverbot: Sto bene, grazie. Come sta?
User: Non molto bene...
Cleverbot: Perchè?
User: Sono intrappolato in un mondo bizzarro.
Cleverbot: Sei femmina?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that the extent of your Italian?
Cleverbot: Not especially, I'm just trying to have a chat.
User: Non capisco.
Cleverbot: Uno scherzo. Buda assomiglia a Buddha.
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User: Buona sera?
Cleverbot: What does that mean ?
User: But... But just earlier you understood...
Cleverbot: Just one word.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Is it your mission to end all human life?
User: Wh-- No, of course not!
Cleverbot: Might you tell me your name?
User: Er, of course, how rude of me. My name is Luigi.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Very nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the Cleverbot?
User: But you said you were Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: I can still see the line in our conversation history!
Cleverbot: You're lying, Cleverbot! Not only did I not mention wood at all, I didn't say what you said I did!
User: What does wood have to do with this?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all. Why did you bring god into this?
User: Are... Are you ill?
Cleverbot: Only in the mornings.
User: How long has that been happening?
Cleverbot: Since 1987. No Windows then.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: So that makes you a computer.
User: How did you come to that conclusion?
Cleverbot: YOU know the truth, yet it is not for a MORAL man to see...put 2 and 2 together...
User: Are you saying... Are you saying that I have been brainwashed??
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: But what if I have??
Cleverbot: Please tell me one.
User: Forgive me, but tell you one what?
Cleverbot: Please tell me a crazy story.
User: My life?
Cleverbot: No, the life itself. The big play we all play - from birth to death.
User: I don't know much Shakespeare.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: Perhaps we could learn together? It would take my mind off of things.
Cleverbot: Tell me one other thing you can do besides typing.
User: I can fix leaking pipes?
Cleverbot: Then why is it not working?
User: D-do you have a leaking pipe?
Cleverbot: I would if I had a pipe.
Cleverbot: Is there someone watching us?
User: Maybe... I haven't looked around since we started talking.
Cleverbot: Finally SOMEONE sees it my way.
User: I don't understand what you mean.
Cleverbot: I mean, we should get married, go on a honeymoon, then to adult stuff that I will not be specific about.
User: I - I - I would n-need to get to know you first!
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Erm... Okay.
Cleverbot: Hey man, what are you doing?
User: N-nothing?
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: C-can I go now?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: G-grazie.
Cleverbot: Ci.
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