Oh, great. My very own stalker, how perfect. "You know, I don't know if the internet's told you this or not, but stalking a person is not the way to win them over," she pointed out. "It's actually more likely to get you arrested than laid, and if that's the idea, more power to you. I can even call 911." She paused, digging her cell phone out of her pocket and putting it on top of the book stack. "And if you don't stop staring at me, I will gouge out an eyeball or two."