severus snape (defenseagainst) wrote in changedrpg, @ 2011-12-09 17:12:00 |
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Entry tags: | !date: 1997 - december, andrew kirke, severus snape |
Who: Severus Snape & Andrew Kirke (other 6th year Gryffindors and Slytherins are certainly free to watch!)
What: Andrew and Professor Snape don't quite see eye-to-eye.
Where: DADA classroom
When: Backdated to whenever 6th year Gryffindors/Slytherins have DADA!
Warnings/Rating: TBA/Low
"But that," Severus said, snapping his ancient copy of Lore and Legende of Creatures Moste Darke shut and pushing it and its lengthy exposition on the probable origin of dementors curtly aside on his podium, "will serve you not at all should you ever have to face a dementor. Of course, if you ever do find yourself in this position, it will almost certainly be as a result of a legitimate conviction in our hallowed courts of law - and by the time you meet one of Azkaban's notorious guards, you will have been stripped of your wand and nothing I have to say to you will be of any use whatsoever, nor should it be." He pushed the sleeves of his robes back to his elbows, drawing his wand. "All other dementor sightings, saving the ones we endured here some years ago, are, of course, unconfirmed and very likely fabricated. However, for the sake of your no doubt extensive academic curiosity, we will now practice the best way to avoid suffering the Dementor's Kiss, the results of which are exceedingly unpleasant and hardly bear discussing."
He paused, glancing around the room with very little interest and raising his eyebrows slightly. "Are there any questions before we proceed?"