[A small assortment of acid pops, a sugar quill, some Bertie Botts Every Flavored Beans and two ice mice]
Mat,
Heidi says you’re having a bad night, and I can only assume it has something to do with that “hypothetical situation” that started everything. I’m not going to say it excuses what you said because it was… really offensive and you were needlessly mean to my best friend. Just… don’t do it again. Be more careful about what you say, and if you don’t know what it means, don’t say it!
That being said… you’re my friend too and you seem like you need a pick-me-up? My candy stash is low but… well, here.