How's the leg you giant arse? Did you find a pretty little nurse to make it better? I've sent you some things to keep you occupied. Also, this is not my fault. I refuse to take any responsibility upon my person. This was all you mate. I could have told you she had a troll of a boyfriend. For fuck's sake man, she was wearing a ring.
Next time, I'll give you pointers. Also, you owe me those galleons, but my Gryffindor honor demands that I wait to collect until you're on your feet again. And since I'm such a good mate, I won't even charge you interest.
Seamus-
(Enclosed: A couple of nudie mags, a bottle of Ogden's finest and a Muggle book called How To Pick Up Women)