"Oh, lies, Mr. Longbottom," Alice teased. She might be short, but Alice knew that she didn't qualify as a little thing. Or at least not by anyone's standards but Frank's. Luckily, he liked her as she was so she was perfectly content being a bit round 'round the hips and such.
"You're very good with scoundrels," she agreed, patting his chest appeasingly.
She leaned up to kiss him again when he set her down. "Race you to the bath," she told him, darting into the floo to head home, perfectly happy to cheat shamelessly.