Re: WAYNE & MEGAN
"She was going to hit me in the head with a quaffle," he said, "and I joked that future generations would thank her for not aiming lower." He straddled his broom and kicked off enough to hover a meter or so off the ground. "Then she said I shouldn't breed and I said it wasn't like I was suggesting breeding with her. Because... No, thank you. Not her." He shook his head. "It's all bollocks anyway."