Second Chances: the Network

I guess I should thank you all for the birthday yesterday, whoever was involved. My students got a laugh from the cobwebs, at least, but I'm gonna be cleaning those out for a week.

But next time, no glitter. Please. This is my official request in writing. No. More. Glitter.

[Enid and Wednesday]

Thanks for the dinner last night. And the very interesting cake.

[Yelena]

I know you were behind this.

I'm sorry for

Is everyone

I'm sorry for the hole in the building and...the cars.

Can we just never talk about this ever again?

I'm gonna go help fight the bad things and none of you grownups can stop me.

I guess one of the good things about not being a super soldier for the time being is that I don't have to eat 3,000 calories per meal to feel functional anymore.

Wwwwhgat tyhe fucjk is goimng on!?

WHJY AMK I GREEDN?!!

[Nancy might be having a hard time typing with...large thumbs]

Of all the bloody days, did this universe really have to fuck with me on this one?

does this universe just hate me?

It looks like I've lost most of my powers. What do the kids say? Thanks I hate it?

How do you do, fellow Midgardians?

It is I, normal, boring Midgardian Loki, who can do nothing of any worth because he's been rendered human by some affront of natural forces.

How do you survive your days like this? It's appalling.

All I can say is I’m glad everyone was already talking about weird things happening to them because otherwise I’d probably be freaking out. Which I am not doing. For the record. Not like I’m scared of everything in existence this time. Because that mug was on one side of the room and now it’s on the other and I did not throw it.

Lydia it was definitely not one of your favourites.

So what is this? People randomly getting powers and other people losing them? Has this happened before?

If we could perhaps have more days like pajamas and popcorn day, I think that would be the best gift this place could offer. Among other things, of course.

Hello, lovely people! Pepper and I are taking Morgan and Lyra to the carnival on Saturday if anyone else wants to join us.

Are you really here, too?