Second Chances: the Network

Alright, who has advice on taking a very specific set of skills built during a career that doesn't exist here and turning them into an actual job? I can't sit around for much longer or I'm going to go barmy.

Or turn into my mum and bake enough sweets to feed the whole bloody building, and the flat isn't quite big enough for that.

Point is: If I'm indeed here to stay, I'm going to need a job.

It's been a year since
Sometimes it still doesn't feel real
I took off my wedding ring today and

Sorry, neighbors in close proximity. Loud noise was an accident. Now looking for lamps on sale.

I’m just realising that all I post about are sports, cars and other superficial things, but I don’t care because she’s here.

I’m also well aware that owning a sports car in San Francisco is a pretty silly idea. But again, I don’t care, and will be sleeping in the parking garage tonight.

[Hope and Scott]
I owe you both, big time.

[Steve]
Want to go for a drive?

I'm still disappointed by the lack of flying cars in this millennium.

There is a flying dog, I'll give you that.

I'm sure some of you have seen America is here. She's about 7. From what I can tell, she's from right before it all went to shit for her. She's happy and carefree and adorable and perfect.

And if any of you breathe a word to her about what's coming up in her life, I'll personally demonstrate why there are entire dimensions that won't even speak my name.

Got it? Good.

[Filtered to Dr. Tam]

A word, if I may?

[FILTERED TO NON-AFFECTED]

Check in, please.

I think those of us who haven't been ourselves the last two weeks seem to be back to normal, but it may still be continuing? I'm a bit confused on that front.

So. Uh. My bad?

I think I need some help. Like a lot of help. Like I have no idea why a spell that was supposed to reverse the age on a loaf of bread within the diagram instead reversed the age of random people in the building and I definitely made it worse trying to fix it. Is anyone good at magical troubleshooting?

The catch is that nobody but me can read the spells, Arra enchanted the laptop so it just looks like a game of spider solitaire to anyone looking at the screen but me. So... yeah.

I think I'd like to go dancing, if anyone is willing to take me.

I'll be honest, I'm not sure what to make of all this. Does anyone know if this is Howard's doing?

I believe the word is "mindfuck".

My wife and kids better still be here because I don't think I've got that little thing called control anymore.

Sorry, Molly, I'll hit up the swear jar later if you're still here, please everyone just be here???.

I almost just started heading to the old apartments, too, so that's how screwy everything is right now.

Seriously, what the fuck.

Um. Happy 4th of July, I guess.

[STEVE ROGERS]

Plans for your birthday? Also, I have a gift for you.

[AMERICA CHAVEZ]

Assuming it's alright with Stephen, would you like to go axe throwing on Saturday? Just you and me. We can grab dinner before, too.

[STEPHEN STRANGE]

May I take America off your hands on Saturday?

[Private to Phil, Matt, Clint, Steve]
She didn't leave a note. She always leaves a note when she takes off.

Angie hasn't made another announcement, but even in her foulest moods, she leaves a note.

I'm trying not to panic, but I don't think I'm strong enough to handle losing her, too.
[end]

[Private to James and Julie]
I haven't heard from Yelena, not unusual when she goes off grid, but she didn't leave a note that I can find. If she forgot to leave a note, then the three of us will not let her hear the end of it.

If this is worst case scenario, I'm not letting them move you, Julie. You're family.
[end]

I need a new hobby, and I'm open to suggestions.

I feel like I haven't been to a baseball game in forever and while the Giants wouldn't be my preferred team, they're playing the Red Sox this weekend and I was wondering if anyone might want to go with me? We can always make it a group.

[STEPHEN & AMERICA]

And for you two, I'd love to invite you both over for dinner sometime soon, if you like.

At least our clothes shrink with us, and I wasn’t in the shower or anything.

[Buffy]
I wasn’t wearing your favorite sweater so I didn’t shrink it.

[Hope and Scott]
Now I know how you guys feel when you’re suited up.

I am aware there is a hospital here but I am reaching out to see if there's any physicians here that are able or willing to take on care.

I have no health concerns except for requiring monitoring for my liver as I am a transplant recipient and radiation poisoning.

Oh, this is really something. Hi everyone, I'm Kara. Has this really been going on for years? I'm not even sure what Earth this is.

Been a while since people left like this, huh?

[Dr. Strange]

If you leave, I'm living by myself. Period.

Earth that Was has one thing goin for it. Food ain't bad. Don't mean I like it though.

[Serenity crew]
Right then. Dinner, Sunday nights. My place. 19:00. Weekly, and I ain't askin. It's an order.

[Dean Winchester.]
Crew's invading on Sundays.

To think I delayed my honeymoon by a week to go to an arraignment scheduled today, but instead I'm playing the foil in a sword fighting comedy. (You all are lovely, and the act is very funny—but this is just the principle of the thing.)

At this rate, I'm never making partner.

I HAVEN'T DEALT WITH AN ACTUAL NORMAL EVERYDAY INJURY SINCE LIKE 8TH GRADE WTF THIS IS SO STUPID PEOPLE BRINGER THINGIE, WE ARE NOT FRIENDS TODAY.