Second Chances: the Network

IT'S TIME.

Who wants to come out tonight?! Food, hanging out, and one Peter Parker's first legal drink at midnight!!!

I was thinking dinner (and dessert!) in Little Italy then City Nights after? And City Nights is 18+ so obviously I get to drag my amazing and perfect girlfriend, too. #priorities

[Family]
And then dinner tomorrow?! And CAKE.

I believe I heard rumors of a dinosaur cake?

Little Peter has been asking for a beach day so I think tomorrow's the day. If anyone wants to come, we're planning on packing up the sandcastle building supplies, Addie the Adventure Dog, and a picnic lunch and heading out to Crissy Field. I know we'd love to have friends along and it's supposed to be pretty nice weather for the day.

Pete's mostly hoping to see some whales but apparently windsurfers will do.

Hi I am Peter

I dont really no how I got here but my aunt may is here and she says its magic and she wouldnt lie to me so it must be true

She said I could say hi to everyone so hi

I like coloring and Legos and building things and dogs and I have a dog here her name is addie I share her with Morgan who is Mr iron man's little girl so thats pretty neat and may and Mr Bruce are helping me spell words but I know lots of words already cause my teacher says im smart and I should be in 2nd grade but I dont want to.

There are lots of squirrels here to I like chestnut she is funny

I found so much nail polish!!! 💅🩷🌸🎀

I am still May Parker-Banner. Thank you.

You know how sometimes when all the weird stuff is done we get to keep stuff sometimes?

I really hope this is one of those times. I love my dress today the wings are built in and everything.

In honor of April Fool's Day, my staff pranked me by covering my desk in sticky notes. Who wants to help me undo this mess?

I need to go shopping for a St. Patrick's shirt. Sure, I could buy it online, but where is the fun in that? Does anyone want to come shopping with me?

WHO WANTS A VALENTINE?

I need to know what your favorite color is! And how many hearts to make!

It's my birthday and I have a birthday crown!

Don't forget to come to my skate party! I'm gonna have nachos and a cookie cake!

It's my bright, clever, funny, sweet little girl's birthday.

She's a big ten year old and not my little baby anymore and that's tough, but I'm proud to be the dad of a kiddo in the double digits.

Happy birthday, Lyra Alexandria Banner. Your mom and your big siblings and I all love you so much.

My hair is pink.

Please note that I did not grab a bottle of whatever color and turn it pink. It just...is.

Why is this holiday always so weird around here??

DUNKIN DONUTS HAS SPIDER DONUTS AND I FEEL SO REPRESENTED RIGHT NOW!!!!

But also mad because New York City has like 20 Dunkins and California as an entire state has what, 30?? Rude.

Fortunately I don't have to full on road trip but I absolutely would.

NATASHA! I am bringing you spider donuts. SPIDER SOLIDARITY!

My birthday is coming up! What should we do?

At least the new housing arrangements are adequate.

[Bats]
Kent is too young for my liking.
Do we have any contingencies should he prove to be a threat?

Unacceptable. I am needed in Gotham.

Grayson. Todd. They assured me you were here and then refused to let me leave. They are under the impression that I need a guardian.

[Richard and Jason]

Bring clothes when you collect me. I was in the middle of something.

I'll miss Ben tremendously. He was family.

Is it weird if I collect some of the bird glitter for my arts and crafts box?

It seems like it's just normal glitter... right?

I was a bird!!!

EVERYONE LEAVING FOR PROM LOOKS SO PRETTY.

I love it.

HAVE A GREAT TIME and think of me while I work on organic chemistry homework!