Second Chances: the Network

Outsidelands is coming soon and I might or might not know someone who still has access to passes.

I'm willing to trade free passes for anyone who can help with my booth at the festival.

We should be back in a few hours. The Grand Canyon was beautiful. Thanks to those who came with me. It was a good time.

Now that words no longer escape me, I would like to thank young Master Peter. Without his tutelage when I first arrived, I would have been unable to communicate effectively.

Thank you.

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I'm really planning this trip to the Grand Canyon. It is going to be a road trip. River is in, but who else? Is July 17 - July 20 a good time?

Gonna have to ask any and everybody to keep all body parts out of the chocolate fountain. Let's all get a chance to enjoy before y'all make it nasty.

If I was ever given the opportunity to time travel, I'd go back and speak to the sadist who invented glitter. Which was a guy named Henry Ruschmann, for the record. At least, he was responsible for the plastic crap you find in your hair a week later. Thanks, Henry.

I can already hear the arguments that time travel could be used for more fulfilling and altruistic purposes. But I have a rebuttal for all your arguments, before you go there.

hello

I'm making this PSA early: if you decide to do something stupid with fireworks, I will help you but I will also judge your choices. If you think my husband has a masterful RBF, wait until you see mine.

I know that last year Julia and some others sound proofed my room so that the Lucky's and I could hang out in there without worrying about the fireworks


Can someone maybe come and do that this year? They seem to start earlier every year and I would like to not be surprised.

Guys.

It's ridiculously hot outside... and I reign over the ninth layer of hell so that is saying something.


[FILTERED AGAINST Adaine]

So, My sister from another Misters birthday is the 16th. I want to plan a surprise party... which is going to be hard because she is literally the Oracle...but I'm going to be trying to do a lot of interference with that. (Don't ask me how, I don't know yet---)

Anyway, I would love to make it this huge big awesome party for her first birthday away from home. I'm thinking Ice cream and cottage cheese bar.

If you tell her, so help me I will walk through your dreams and ruin them and then maybe steal your soul for my record studio. I haven't managed to find a way to hell from here yet, but if you ruin this for Adaine I swear I will.

It has seemed that this place has blessed me once again. My family has expanded as more siblings arrived--- Sylvie and YngisLoki (though you may just call him Loki).

I know that, as they are clones of my brother, their reputation proceeds them. They my need time adjusting, but should be treated just as you would treat me.

Should anyone have issue with them, come see me, I will take full responsibility for their actions.

Thank you.

did i just spend $200 on registering the alligator as an emotional support pet so they can't stop me from taking him into the starbucks? don't worry about it.

also, did you know they'll give you free drinks to take your alligator back out of the starbucks?