Second Chances: the Network

I didn't even know you could get fired from Walmart.

I didn't actually turn him into a pig. I just threatened to.

Okay, in the interest of getting ahead of rumors before they even get a chance to circulate:

Yes, there's a video of me in a fight floating around on the internet.

Yes, I was defending my damn turkey.

Yes, I went to the hospital and filed a police report.

Yes, I was holding back, because I'd rather not go down for manslaughter barely a month after getting here.

No, it was not my proudest moment.

Yes, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Animal abuse is never okay.

All that said, I'm so glad that dumb bird is gone.

Don't suppose there would be a need for a PI around here?

I swear next week I'm not going to put all of my homework off until Sunday night.


[Tony2]

Think I can get some help with Math?


[Natasha]
We should talk. I think.

I'm not saying I found a loophole around whatever is keeping these beasts alive, but Shithead is now in a never ending portal loop. I tried just sending him into one but he kept coming back but if I put two side by side, when he comes out of one he just goes through the other.

If you see a Turkey walking an American Akita, do not worry.

That is Franny and Drumstick. They enjoy each others company, and sometimes I am too tired to deal with them.

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING how much trouble would someone get in for trying to football kick a turkey but they missed and now a whole mail box is missing is that like a federal crime

[Adults, not viewable by teens]

How do you tell your kid brother that he doesn't make it too far past his next birthday? That mistakes were made. The mission went bad. We lost arguably the most worthwhile member of our family.

Then he becomes a ghost that you actively don't tell your siblings about for the next... 13 years because it's not like they take you seriously anyway and he just basically watches you fuck everything up over and over and over again until he once again saves the day and finally crosses over?

[Ben and Allison]
I'm going out with a friend, but I'm not going to even pretend I'm the best to go shopping with. I left my debit card on the table. It's got a couple hundred on it. I figure you guys can get anything you need.

[Clint]
I need a distraction. And someone to make sure I get home after I drink too much.

Maybe it's from spending time as a bird species myself for a hot second, but I think I've already bonded with Thomas. He definitely made the commute to campus entertaining and boy, do people get out of the way when a large turkey comes careening through!

My next project will be teaching him how to do the Turkey Trot. Maybe the Thriller dance, too.

It's kind of like wrangling landsharks, you know? Should I start a turkey-sitting service?

No. Scratch that. I would if I didn't already have three papers due by the beginning of December, or whenever it is before winter break and exams.

...Who decided this college thing was a good idea again? Oh, right. Me.

Saving the world is a million times easier. It's not too late to go back to vigilante super hero work, right?

I like to eat turkey. I do not like having a pet turkey. Especially one that won't shut the hell up.

Oh my goodness this morning. Ugh. 🤐🤐🤐

So like first I'm woken up cause this monster turkey is trying to eat Tippy Toe and Apple, then it starts pecking me because i won't let him eat my friends and he is a super effing jerk

And then he is just following us and talking and I mean legit talking and I can't with him right now and he is such a bully

So then I'm late to first period and my teacher is mad that I have "added a turkey to the never ending menagerie that is my desk farm"

I would like to just go home and go back to bed

BUT WHAT IF I SLEEP AND HE EATS MY FRIENDS?

also it hurts when they peck you.

Should we do one big Thanksgiving with the whole building? I was thinking some might not have as many people here as others do so it might be nice to get together. I'm happy to plan!

Fun as this is, I'd like to get back to my team; thanks.

Petey-Petey-Mo-Meaty and Jamie-Jamie-Lo-Lamie!

I have the best idea we have ever had in the history of best ideas (looking at you Stark, I’m a genius in motion here).

Remember how at lunch I said that we should all do a group costume and you both just were like “uh sure” and then proceeded to change the topic like I would forget (well, I did! Butttt Tippy didn’t, and she’s excited!)

THE SCOOB GANG!

I would be Daphne, Naturally! Either of you could be Fred or Shaggy or Scooby. We need another dude and another girl. Any takers? Anyone at all? Tippy wants to be Scrappy. She’s been working on her boxing stance.

Seriously I’m so stupid pumped.

[Dr. B]

I wont be home until after work tomorrow. Professor Winter Soldier said he’d tutor me a bit before the midterm since I’m like… way behind the others.

It won't make what you're seeing feel any better but here's a fun fact for you:

Bats have butt cheeks.

You're welcome.

[Clint]

I need your help.
And Lucky.
And coffee.

Can we put bats on the naughty list?

This is pretty much why I always told Nate to stop playing around in his Time Tube Dimensional Gateway thing.

You don't mess with time and traveling and putting the two together. Bad things happen.

If you're going to pop through dimensions and do the teleport whooshy thing, call America Chavez, cool? Cool.

I'm Kate. Hawkeye if I don't know you. Also, basically an Avenger. No, definitely an Avenger.

Still debating why I thought it would a good idea to do this school thing? Responsible, sure. Good for me? Maaaybe? Time-consuming? Most definitely.

I have a three page syllabus for one class.

THREE. PAGE. SYLLABUS.

I've written mission debriefings for infiltrating AIM and HYDRA facilities in three paragraphs or less.

I need post-it notes. Lots of them. And a cork board. And string. Clint, come supply shopping with me. And don't take all the purple post-its and highlighters this time!

You know what I fucking love about new builds?

No one has died in 'em

not a lot of angry ghosts

couple of chill wanderers in the hallway.

Thanks for the vacation?

Is anyone else here from Beacon Hills?

Nothing like an official message board to make this all feel kind of permanent, huh?

FRIENDS*

Where'd everyone end up?

*feel free to assume for anyone else who arrived before today if you want to say they're friends with Daisy by now!