Second Chances: the Network

You know what would have been cooler than being a fairy?

BEING A FAIRY WITH FUC STUPID MAGIC.

This is ridiculous.

At least my makeup looks super cool.

Why are so many places that have concerts only 18 and up?? Kids and teenagers like live music, too, that's really dumb.

Does anyone have suggestions for upholstery repair and cleaning? Somehow the couch in my apartment seems to have caught fire and there's a lingering smell of burnt Febreeze.

I don't regret getting an IT job. It's the only skills I've got outside of the whole superhero thing. But damn, I've asked people if they've made sure their computer is plugged in so many times today, and so many times the answer was no. No plugged in, no work, ¿comprende?

Gimme your horror stories, I need to hear other people are having as shitty a day as I am. You know you want to bitch about something.

¿Y por qué no puedo encontrar buenos tamales aquí? Es una mierda.

Oh good. Everyone's weird again.

I'm gonna go stay with Grandpa Bruce and Lyra. This is silly. It'd just be nice if my dad could stay my dad one of these days.

I like baseball more than football, but I still made tons of snacks for the big game. Come on by if you want some!

I cant keep my plant alive

and i failed a math test

what if I'm going to be a bad adult??

Hi San Francisco! I'm Zed - zombie, fullback and high school student.

I guess I'll be here for however long the universe decides to keep me. Mr Laufeyson? I've been assigned to you as your ward.

I'm REALLY trying not to freak the fuck out right now, but I can't see dead people anymore???? 😭😣🥺 Why is this happening again

I found the most charming house plant outside my door today. Willow, I promise to give it a good home. I have never cared for a plant, but the directions are easy enough.

A few of us got together and did this last year for the "Christmas spirit" (whatever that actually is) and I thought it would be fun to do it again. And the people around here are used to weirdness anyway, best as I can tell.

So! Winter Wonderland? Golden Gate Park would be so pretty all snow covered and it's fot that hill that might be fun for sledding.

[Filtered away from Molly Hayes]

I need really good date ideas. Not like... datey-dates

but like really fun dates

that people who like to hang out could do.

I googled it and it says the pier? But I only have like twenty bucks saved up and like dinner there is kinda expensive.

Maybe something chill?

I don't know.

This is stupid.

Can I ask you a personal question?

And I should mention I don't actually mean to eavesdrop or whatever it is when you sometimes hear what people are thinking but you don't actually hear them saying it out loud.

[ETA: Filter to Dick Grayson]

You'd better be nice to him. And treat him well and stuff.

If I talk to you about something serious are you going to actually listen or are you going to get all weird and run away?

Not for any particular reason or anything but do we have anyone around who knows like...psychic stuff? Empath kinda things?

Unacceptable. I am needed in Gotham.

Grayson. Todd. They assured me you were here and then refused to let me leave. They are under the impression that I need a guardian.

[Richard and Jason]

Bring clothes when you collect me. I was in the middle of something.

( Private to Julie, Lila, Molly, Rapunzel, Ben, Tommy, and Billy )

( Private to Enid )

( Private to James, Steve, and Yelena )

Some of my students are complaining about the substitute history teacher. Something about their voice being so monotone that they fall asleep no matter how many Monsters they slam.

If anyone is interested in a day job as a high school history teacher, I'm sure Angie can doctor some degrees and pull the same strings she pulled to get me my position. Bonus points if you can tell a factual story without putting teenagers to sleep.

My circuits seem to have gone haywire. The boys' powers are also uncontrollable. I am currently focusing on keeping the boys safe.

So, I know we've been training and a lot of us have tried organizing before, but Steve's Stark and I have an idea.

Most of you are familiar with the Avengers, some of you might not be. Either way, with everything that happens around here, we figured it wouldn't be the worst idea to team up again and meet regularly to be more prepared for the kind of crap we've been seeing over the years.

Meetings are in Tony's lab on Saturdays. Everyone is welcome (though if you're under 18, we will have a few ground rules).

No pressure for anyone who wants to stay out of this, either. I know some of you have long since retired from the 'superhero' gig, and that's completely okay. You deserve a break. This is just about keeping everyone safe and being prepared the next time birds, lizards, or aliens attack. Or maybe giant jello creatures- I have no idea what's coming.

HELP I NEED A GROWNUP!

Those birds got my dad and he's all pecked up and his wires are messed up and I can't carry him and I tried doing it by magic and it isn't working HELP.