Second Chances: the Network

Was the murder real? Did they solve who did it?

[80's Family Sitcom]

So what's this alert thing with names? I see there's another one today. I thought maybe it was people added to this awesome 80's world we're in, but I don't think so. Haven't seen anyone new here.

80's Family Sitcom

These clothes could not be more unfashionable if they tried. Whoever thought this whole wearing the collar up thing was a good idea needs to go back to fashion school.

In other news I suggest you stay away from the mall unless you want to be mobbed by teenage girls. Apparently some singer is giving a free concert there.

And last but certainly not least, my Duran Duran cassette tape is missing. Someone needs to fess up.

It seems I’m destined to not have a remotely normal life no matter where I go.

Not the sort of strangeness I’m used to, so at least that’s new.

POTTERS

I’m led to believe things are frequently strange and chaotic here, so I thought it might be nice to have a proper family dinner before the next off thing happens. It seems the other me who was here somehow wished Hogsmeade into being and part of it seems to have remained, including the Three Broomsticks, if you fancy a trip there.

As fun as the jungle was, I'm glad I don't need to boat to class anymore.

[Private to Harry Potter]

I know you're busy with things but....can we find some time to talk? Preferably not with Ron and Hermione around.


[Private to Hermione Granger]

I am 20 years old. Why am I bloody nervous to talk to Harry when I know what the future holds. It's like I'm 11 all over again.

As I've told the representatives I've spoken to, I know the laws, I refuse to do anything until I speak to someone from the Department of Foreign affairs from the MACUSA.

Anyone want to explain what exactly is happening here? Cause I don't bloody know.

Harry? Ron? Hermione? I'm supposed to stay with you lot.

[Magic Users]

WHAT IF MY MAGIC IS CORRUPTED AND THAT IS WHY THE DEMON GOT IN? IS THERE A SPELL TO, LIKE, CLEAN MY MAGIC?

So it seems like a lot of the adultier adults aren't feeling so hot

Now, kids and less adulty adults. We could be little jerks and make their lives miserable. Oooor, we could take today and go have fun in the park. I've got a bunch of squirt guns, a water slip n slide type thing, a football, a soccer ball, those giant bubble wands, one of those cornhole games, and even a foam maker...thingie. I don't know, it looked fun.

I checked and the park down the street doesn't have any major events and they have water hookups.

So who's in? I'm bringing Morgan and Addie and I'm sure someone would be willing to bring Gigi.

I’m back. Sorry if I worried anyone.

If anyone needs a job, it looks like I could use some help at Rousseau’s.

So what happens to me now?

I guess it doesn't matter, I'll be 18 in two weeks.

Hullo!

I'm Harry. For those of you that are new. I'm running a special this weekend at Hogsmeade. I am giving away Treacle tarts and butterbeer this weekend only. Hogsmeade is special to me and is located right outside the city. I hope to see you this weekend.

I... am not a fan of all this ground moving.

Okay...

What the bloody hell is going on around here?!

How can I have a kid if I haven't....

Can someone please explain? Thank you.

This is all incredibly fascinating, really. I knew time-travel was possible, of course, but traveling to an entirely different dimension is quite another thing! A part of me isn’t sure this isn’t all some elaborate hoax!

All the same, my name is Hermione Granger and I’ve come here from England in the year 1999, so it seems I’ve got quite a lot to catch up on!

POTTERVERSE

Is it true that the Statute of Secrecy doesn’t apply here? There’s truly no Ministry of Magic at all?

Have you met my Dad, yet?

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HeLLO? Does this thing w0rk?

ANYONE READING THIS?

Hullo! I'm Harry Potter. Most of you don't know me, but I'm a wizard. I would like to continue honing my skills, but I would need a safe place to use them. I wonder if it would be possible to dedicate a room in the tower as a practice area? Hogwarts had a room that was spelled to be whatever the occupant needed. I wonder if that type of magic would work here?

Anyway, if I can work it out, would anyone be interested?

How does this happen? Just how.

I went to the store to get some peanut butter cups because...I need peanut butter cups, okay? And there were none! Not a single one, not a single two pack or fun size bag. Just...nothing. No peanut butter cups at all! Not even the sugar free kind, which...no thanks. But none!

WHO'S STEALING ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?