Everyone check in please! Just wanna make sure everyone is back on solid ground after our little impromptu space adventure.
Also, looking for reviews about our trip. Favorite parts? Least favorite parts? Ratings? Just hit me with everything.
Personally? I kinda liked it.
You may have noticed that we're no longer in motion. We're at [coordinates] to investigate an energy signature that may be the key in helping us get home so we'll be sending probes out to collect data.
As to the ... other... situation. No, I do not know whymy shipeverything seems to be turning pink. Dr. M'Benga has assured me that it is not a problem with any of our vision, nor is the pink toxic to any of us. If you like pink, enjoy it. If you don't, we're working to restored things to normal.
Number One, Ortegas, if this is either of your attempts to restart the bridge crew prank war, now is not the time.
Added Later: Two decks (decks x & y) will be available and secure for anyone who needs them because of the moon.
Attention, all personnel. This is Captain Christopher Pike. We find ourselves in a unique situation here. We’ve encountered some sort of anomaly. Roughly half of the crew of the Enterprise have disappeared. Simultaneously, residents of San Francisco have suddenly found themselves here. Let me be the first to welcome you to the U.S.S. Enterprise. I imagine everyone has a lot of questions, so let me attempt to answer them.
Ship tours will be available at 1000H, 1400H, and 1800H. (10am, 2pm, 6pm)
My ready room when you have a moment. Please.
Heeey, broseph. How we doing??
Soooo, real talk? Real talk. You said a thing and I totally freaked out about it and now I feel like I'm not talking to you which is not a thing for the record so hi! You have very pretty hair and a cute smile and you're one of my favorite people so can we talk? Let's talk!
I don't suppose you're free the day after galentine's day.
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