Second Chances: the Network

I don't have time for this shit.

[Friends and Basically Anyone He's Ever Talked To (if you think you fit this category, you definitely do)]

Everyone check in please! Just wanna make sure everyone is back on solid ground after our little impromptu space adventure.

Also, looking for reviews about our trip. Favorite parts? Least favorite parts? Ratings? Just hit me with everything.

Personally? I kinda liked it.

Look. I love space as much as the next guy but I am SO glad to be back.

Now.

What are we doing about the dinner on a religious day that we definitely don't celebrate but want to eat our weight in whatever anyway?

hi..

Show of hands, who believes this is an alternate dimension? Is this a cult? Are they keeping you against your will?

I guess stating that I have somewhere else to be isn't really going to do me much good, is it?

Still not convinced this isn't a dream or a halluci

Carlos is gone again. Why does this keep happening to me...?

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Aurelio, I picked up cupcakes.

Annual reminder that no matter how cute he is or how big his weird eyes get, please do not feed the landshark. I promise, no matter how much he begs, he does get fed on a regular basis and I don't know how it's biologically possible for a shark to throw up, but as the one responsible for cleaning it, please just don't. His biology is strange enough without debating if the same no-no Thanksgiving rules apply to him as to a dog.

I am skipping school today because THIS DRESS WON'T COME OFF WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE ITS REALLY PRETTY

and i want a tea party.

IS EVERYONE ELSE REALLY PRETTY. so much poof

I think the strangeness hit me today. Everything smells like cookies. I mean everything.

Uh... Guys? Something weird is going on with me.

I touched my phone and it turned to gold? Or it looks like gold. Same thing happened to my doorknob. What do I do? Am I a literal Greek myth right now? I mean cool but

Kinda terrified right now. I'm using talk to text so I won't have to touch my phone again, so apologies for typos. D:

The new apartments are very swanky. They're a far cry from my first place in Metropolis. The communal areas are a nice touch.

If anyone needs help transferring to the new building, I can carry heavy loads and move quickly.

Never really been a stuffed animal guy, but... kinda glad I have a reminder of Pancham to keep with me. I got attached to the little guy while we were wandering the city together.

Everybody else got a plush of their walking buddy too, right?

[OOC: Please pretend that this is being posted a little after 12PM local time]

Monsieur Richter, while I am unfortunately very aware that you sometimes cannot manage your ability to rattle entire buildings off of their very foundations, I am asking you to please control yourself. Some of us are attempting to sleep.

While having a piece of home is a comfort, I have decidedly mixed emotions about the gift I received this morning. Especially as the gift is an integral part of said home's structure and without it I hope the building hasn't collapsed.

Despite my loneliness, I'm glad I didn't receive cardboard standees of my family.

Good news everyone! 🎉🥳🎉

The cupcake that showed up? Didn't kill ME. Didn't knock me out for days. It was pretty delicious, actually. Is today a holiday I don't know about? 🤔

(Did I do those right, Enid?)

[ ooc; posted early-ass in the morning on the 14th - I'm still entirely mobile and brain-melty so feel free to threadhop all over this. Or I'm super delayed. Either-or. ]


Stiles isn't here. He's gone but not... gone-gone I have to assume. I have to hope. I can't lose anot- His stuff is still here, the animals are still here, but none of our systems got used. And before anyone asks: yes, I'm sure.

If anyone needs me? Don't.

Is there anyone with powers who hasn't been impacted by this crap?

Maybe don't stop by unless you want werewolf cooties.

Is there insurance covering the station residents for accidental property damage?

Since the storms I've not been able to stop sneezing. Maybe it gave me a cold..? Or allergies? So far I've flipped several cars and knocked a helicopter out of the air.

did i just spend $200 on registering the alligator as an emotional support pet so they can't stop me from taking him into the starbucks? don't worry about it.

also, did you know they'll give you free drinks to take your alligator back out of the starbucks?