SECOND CHANCES NET

1. Having two timelines competing for dominance in your head really fucking breaks your fucking brain and gives you a migraine.

2. Whatever bottle of alcohol you had on your night stand was shit, Five. Absolute shit. I'll buy you more later.

3. Ali, be a dear, pick up whatever it was that mom used to use to get blood out of the couch..... Actually, maybe just buy a new couch.

[comments will probably be spoilers]

Has anyone seen or heard from Klaus? He was supposed to come get me after camp so we could hang out, but it's been half an hour and his phone says his number is "no longer in service".

[Hargreeves Clan]

Call it a sense of intuition thanks to being a Hargreeves but I'd like to have a few more family get-togethers. Sooner rather than later.

Having this time with all of you has been some of the best moments and I think you are all entitled to good things.


[Allison]

The realist in me knows this won't last forever but I miss you every day and I hope Patrick realizes sooner rather than later just how good a mother you are.

Who the hell is Dean?

[Hargreeves + Clint & May]

FAMILY FUCKING MEETING!!!!!!!

[picture of the note included here.]


I have a kid.

I have a fucking kid.


And they hate me.



Am I dad?!?


[added later -- Chien]

You?

With the holiday of our own red, white and blue destruction impending... Does anyone know where I can get some decent noise cancelling headphones?

I want to thank everyone who came to the grand opening of our shop this past Saturday. It went better than expected, which is certainly saying something, I think.

Any coupons and discounts are good through the end of July unless Stephen was feeling particularly generous.

The realist in me is waiting for the proverbial shoe drop


[Lizzie]
I really can't tell you enough how wonderful it was to have you with us. Especially for the shop's opening. And for Stephen your father. I couldn't be more proud to call you my daughter.

I've watched a lot of sci-fi, are we in danger of causing a paradox here?

None of you kids already exist in this world, do you? Cause I think that officially crosses the line into paradox territory and that would be NOT GOOD.

Celui really needs to work on their mapping and honing skills. We've told them so many times to read Uncle Five's journals and notes, but what is it about The One never listening to what they're told?

Don't worry, Mama. I've been filled in on what's happening and I'm coming to the apartment.

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