Okay, in the interest of getting ahead of rumors before they even get a chance to circulate:
Yes, there's a video of me in a fight
floating around on the internet.
Yes, I was defending my damn turkey.
Yes, I went to the hospital and filed a police report.
Yes, I was holding back, because I'd rather not go down for manslaughter barely a month after getting here.
No, it was not my proudest moment.
Yes, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Animal abuse is never okay.
All that said, I'm so
glad that dumb bird is gone.