SECOND CHANCES NET

I'm not attending the St. Patrick's Day dinner this evening. Anyone want to meet up for some green drinks and to hang out?

No jokes about me being green on St. Patrick's Day.

I guess I should thank you all for the birthday yesterday, whoever was involved. My students got a laugh from the cobwebs, at least, but I'm gonna be cleaning those out for a week.

But next time, no glitter. Please. This is my official request in writing. No. More. Glitter.

[Enid and Wednesday]

Thanks for the dinner last night. And the very interesting cake.

[Yelena]

I know you were behind this.

[ filtered; ADULT FRIENDS OF BUCKY BARNES* ]

I've already recruited Belikov. We're "gently breaking into" Barnes' classroom before he gets to the school Friday morning and decorating for his birthday.

And by decorating I mean we are pranking him. Filling his drawers with dust and cobwebs, for example, because he's so old. If anyone would like to participate or give suggestions, let me know now. I'm picking up supplies tomorrow.

[ filtered; ENID & WEDNESDAY ]

Bucky's birthday is on Friday. We are pranking him at the school but I am going to leave money for you both to take him out to dinner either Friday or another day of your choosing. Just maybe not tomorrow/Thursday. We can't give him advance notice when he's probably forgotten his own birthday.

You know how you keep waiting to introduce yourself on a social media club and you keep putting it off and putting it off and putting it off and then surprise, people's powers are apparently swapping, which makes it awkward to say hi because you don't have your own powers and you assume that the middle of your forehead headache is just from eye strain because everything has been fuzzy and you keep wondering how awkward it would be to just do a general call for 'hey anyone have glasses I can borrow?' but that's not really why you've been having those headaches?

( gif cut )

That said, how long do these things last as I could use some glasses in the meantime.

Other than that...

Hi. I'm new-ish. You can call me Ben R considering previous resident Bens. I'm still getting used to the... very kumbahyah hugs and friendly atmosphere as my universe is just a lot of worst assumptions and punch first and ask questions later, but.... if the designation of 616 rings any bells, raise your hands.

Also, uh, just... sleep help would be good. Or sleep help where you... stay in your body would be... really really good... I've had enough out of body experiences that I really really really don't need more.

How do you do, fellow Midgardians?

It is I, normal, boring Midgardian Loki, who can do nothing of any worth because he's been rendered human by some affront of natural forces.

How do you survive your days like this? It's appalling.

I went to let myself into the shop this morning I was stuck to the door for nearly an hour.

Mr. Parker, I'm not sure how, but I feel like this is somehow your fault.

I can't find my wand or do even the most basic wandless magic.

What is happening now?

Matt's got me hooked up for DELIVERY. Clothes and stuff. Pizza tonight. But I really, really need to know two things:

1. Where's the nearest guitar shop because I need an acoustic ASAP
2. Who around here plays music? Writes? Sings? Any bands about?


I'm Luke. My band isn't here, though.

I should have guessed a year was the most I could manage to stay retired.

I don't ... really know what to do for work.

I've only ever play in an orchestra, and I don't think that's really an option anymore.

So, it's a long weekend. Does anyone wanna get out of town for a day? Don't really care where, just renting a car and going on a road trip sounds relaxing.

I need a break

It’s one thing to try to summon spirits and another to find yourself unwillingly haunted by them. Again.

Enid, Bucky — I don’t have the proper supplies or time to do an exorcism or cleansing on the spot. I’ll get to it as soon as I’m able to.

Um, can I get some help please? I don't quite understand how this works.

Is there anyone else not going to the Valentine's Day party? If so, maybe the few of us can can get together and do something. Dinner, drinks, a movie, talk about how Valentine's Day blows? Something.

Taking a poll: best place to hide the bodies? (in general, not taking specific scenarios into account)

[ filter; Matt Murdock ]

I have a favor of sorts to ask.

Is anyone else doing something on the 14th that isn't the party?

So much for my 30 day school work buffer.

[Filtered Away from Lila]

Who here can play an instrument and sing Beatles songs? I need your services for the length of a song on Valentine's Day, and I can pay some.

I was going to ask at the end of January, but I got stuck being a cartoon ghost. Like you do.

Well, this is definitely not Tahiti.


I'm Phil, though it seems some of you might know me as Agent/Director Coulson. Formerly of SHIELD. I was told there might be folks I know here?


Matt Murdock - Looks like I'm your new roommate. I tend to keep things tidy, and am usualy a pretty good roommate.

I'm sunburnt and I feel like crud.

Is it possible to have scurvy? What are the symptoms of scurvy?


I hate the fucking water.