SECOND CHANCES NET

Okay, so I finally have a free weekend!

I know, I know, you all missed me. But, I'm here now and if anyone wants to grab a drink or just go out on the town in general, I need a break.

I'm calling for a Hargreeves family meeting that is actually a cuddle puddle disguised as a meeting. I'm ordering Thai.

Clint, Lila, Dylan, this includes you.

.... it would mean a great deal to me if someone could watch Love for the night.

I felt it when it happened. Rey's gone. I hope she's in a good place and not a painful one.


Daisy

Can I come over? I don't feel like being alone right now.

Goddamn dreams

...

Sorry if I disappeared on anyone. Just could risk deal with anybody the past few days. Not that I have a choice now.

School starts in a few days. Where the hell did summer go?

[Private to Steve]

Saw your post. I'd signed off the network for a while. You doing okay?

I am getting a party bus and we are going to the park and soaking up the sun. Bring umbrellas and sunscreen. I will not be hearing any bitching because you got burned.

[ filtered; Margo Hanson ]

I secured a plane. We can leave on Wednesday at 9am.

[ filtered; Matt / Natasha / Phil ]

I'm leaving Wednesday morning, no solid return date. New friend Margo and I are going tropical.

I would think this was a First Contact sort of mission, outside of protocols, but I got the report from your helpful liaison. Not only am I in Earth's past but a parallel universe on top of that.

I am Lieutenant Commander Una Chin-Riley, First Officer of the USS Enterprise.

BARTON. (Stupid Male Barton, not 'my best niece' Barton.) We need to have words.

[ filtered; Alexis Rose, Matt Murdock, and Phil Coulson ]

You three, too, but his reaction at being singled out is a lot more fun.

[ text messages; Matt Murdock ]

- saving space -
» Whatcha doin?

Dunno which one it is, but if playground rules apply, I got dibs on whatever animal is purple.

At this point, you just gotta roll with it, y'know?

If one "Googles" themselves and reads certain things, it is likely those things will not actually come to pass since I am here and not there, correct?

I can't keep the news in any longer. Bruce and I are getting married!

[FILTER: Peter Parker, Doreen Green, Ned Leeds, Lyra Banner]

I love you all so much. Our family means everything to me.

Thanks for everyone that helped put together Steve and America's birthday bash this year. Hope everyone had a great time!

[Natasha]

Got a favor to ask you.

[Yelena]

Giants aren't playing the Dodgers for a while, but there's the derby tonight. You going?

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'd love to do a little bbq shindig once Pepper and Tony are back. Also, I don't think I ever figured out how you count birthday after you've died and been brought back to life. Any suggestions?

[Daisy]

I'm taking Lola next weekend.

[Matt Murdock]

So stop me if this is too soon, but what do you think about getting away for a few days? Get away from the boys for a bit. You, me, Lola and the open road?

[Luke, Alex, Reggie]

If you ever want to go into the singing telegram business, I'll be happy to give you a recommendation. Thanks. :)

Between time travel and alternate universes, I think I’ve lost track of how old I actually am today, but at least there’s cake, cause I’ve got the best kid ever!

Hey, gang! I'm having a birthday on Sunday. Who's up for some low-key grilling on the roof? I can put together a spread, but if you wanna bring stuff, feel free! Bonus points if you find purple food to bring. 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 💜💜💜💜

Hi? Hello. This is Cassie. I was told some of you know me? I don't remember this place, sorry, but I like friends!

Um, major holiday tomorrow, do we really not have anything planned? We need something planned. And basically everything is closed tomorrow so we have to act fast.

Unless no one wants anything for Memorial Day in which case, I'll grill my own Impossible burgers!

Okay, let's never agree to cover for Rhoda again. I don't mind helping a coworker out, but I feel like I haven't had a day off in weeks.

So, did I miss any plans for Memorial Day? I finally have four days off and I need to do something that involves wine and sunbathing.

Well, add my parents to the list of people who aren't themselves.

How curious. Do we think our old friends will return? Ms. Smith has made no announcement of departures.