SECOND CHANCES NET

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I’d apologize for this, but I’m really not sorry.

In completely unrelated news, who wants to see my jet/spaceship?

I was told to introduce myself, so hi? I'm Raf.

I've always wanted to see the Golden Gate Bridge, but I'm pretty sure this is not where I'm supposed to be.

Today I took a trip out to Alcatraz to see about getting my job back or I guess I should say, my older self's job back. They weren't particualary pleased with me and didn't believe I was who I said I was so they fired me. I wasn't really that upset since the place felt so hopeless even though in a strange way, it was beautiful.

So Rey, thanks to your recommendation, it looks like we're going to be working together after all.

This isn’t someplace I intended to end up, but I suppose that’s what everyone says.

My name is Galen Drache. It is a honor to meet all of you.

KELLER

Did I mention how grateful I am that you’re here, at least?

I've heard it said that children grow up quickly, but this experience was more jarring than the expression suggests. I went to sleep as a child and now it seems I'm myself again. It's a lot to process.

LUKE SKYWALKER

Thank you, for looking after me.

QUENTIN COLDWATER

I know if was beyond anyone's control, but I am sorry.

I'm confused. I keep seeing people posting on the network that they are back to the ages they were before this started. I'm still younger than I was when it started based on what I've been told. Not that I'm complaining, just surprised.

I'm also wondering if I still have a job or if I need a new one.

Um...hi. You said we were friends when I was here before. It's not that I don't trust Artoo but sometimes he likes to troll me. So which one is the real Rey? There was a young woman here when I first got here and now there is a little girl. I think the older one might be the one that's usually here but I'm not sure so I wanted to check.

I'm sorry if I sound like some kind of an idiot. I'm really not, I swear.

Hi I’m Rey!

Luke said I should say hello.

I’m making a list of things to try in this planet. What do you sug… rec… think I should put on it?

Lissa kind of filled me in, even if most of it sounds like bullshit.

Anyway, I'm Rose. I guess most of you already know that.

I'm not going back to school, just cause I'm apparently magically a few years younger.

To say that I was surprised when I woke up this morning would be an understatment. At least Artoo filled me in on where I was and apparently I was what he called a "hot mess." I don't know that expression and I'm not sure how he knows it but I've learned not to ask questions.

Oh, I guess I should tell you who I am. I'm Luke Skywalker

This holiday is entirely new to me. Apparently it involves dressing up and going to a fancy party. And candy. I've noticed a lot of people with candy. What exactly is this holiday about?

Well, that was weird.

I know “that was weird” might as well be the Station motto, but

I’m pretty sure I just saw Cupid fly up into a weirdly colorful sky and kind of shoot himself in the face.

He may have exploded into bubbles.

I really hope this means you’ve all stopped acting stupid.

When is it everyone is from? Isabela and I need to know for very important scientific reasons that are pretty much just me studying time travel things.

...also where. Because that, too.

Does anyone else ever feel like their food is talking to them? I mean, not out loud, but lately I've been getting these impressions when I'm eating. It's like I'm getting vibes from the food or whatever.

I'm not sure what's going on with people having powers but there are things I can do with the Force that are similar. It can be controlled depending on what it is, I might be able to help you. Like telepathy, telekinesis, sensing emotions. I haven't gained anything so apparently I'm immune to this....whatever it is.

I did gain somehting today though. I found this little fella in my bathtub. He's a Porg from the island that I lived on before I came here. He also came with a little noted that said his name was Locutus. So yes, I have a pet now. Hopefully Rey's kitten won't try to eat him.

Okay, so far today I have:

- been the 10,000th customer at Fairy Tales and won a $100 gift certificate
- bowled a perfect game after someone gave me a voucher for a re-opened alley as I was headed home (good for today only)
- found a wallet on the sidewalk
- found the owner of it about a block away, and it turned out to be the owner of a ramen shop around the the corner and now I can bring my family and a couple of friends to a dinner whenever I want
- narrowly missed getting hit by a bus that ran a red light
- managed to be in the right place at the right time to break up a fight just by letting the Horror out a little

Also, why does everyone seem to have powers now? 'Cause one of the guys eyes were glowing, and I'm pretty sure the other one was controlling plants.

oh my god
SHIT
this is't real. How is this real?

Two deceased accident victims just got up and walked out of the ER.

What the hell is going on?!

First off, sorry about the power going out this afternoon. I think it should be fine now for now as long as I don't touch any of the outlets.

In other news, what the hell is going on around here and how do we fix it?

[Roommates (Steve Rogers, Yelena Belova, Natasha Romanoff)]

I blew out the microwave. And the coffee maker.

And the refrigerator.

The fridge is going to get repaired, but I'll replace the other two myself.

Sorry. I have no idea what's going on.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

THE LEAPFROG IS IN THE GARAGE

EVERYONE NEEDS TO COME SAY HI AND INTRODUCE THEMSELVES

It seems that some have left us, including my wife from another life. I'll miss her. I didn't know the others who left but if they were friends of yours, you have my condonlences.