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Tweak says, "Heeeeere's Johnny"

askedyouthrice (askedyouthrice) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-07-28 18:54:00

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iwtv: lestat de lioncourt, teen wolf: stiles stilinski, ~ex: clueless cher horowitz, ~ex: marvel bucky barnes (mcu), ~ex: schitt's creek david rose

Network: David Rose
I might or might not have an inventory emergency. Does anyone want a little extra money to help me out at the shop tonight?

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	yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 01:57 am UTC (link)
	What constitutes an emergency in inventory? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	askedyouthrice 2024-07-29 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Counting, keeping track of prices and numbers. I can throw in a pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Sounds pretty dire. I can probably help you out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	askedyouthrice 2024-07-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Okay, meet me at my store. Do you need the address? I'll forward it to you anyway. Please hurry. It would be nice to have this done before midnight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Do you turn into a pumpkin after midnight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	askedyouthrice 2024-07-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
	No, but I won't get my beauty rest and then I turn into a very angry hag that you don't want to encounter the next day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Good thing I wouldn’t have to. But don’t stress, you’ll get your sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vampirelestat 2024-07-29 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Are you still in need of assistance? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:10 am UTC (link)
	What are your feelings on personal questions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I suppose it would depend on the question. What would you like to ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:20 am UTC (link)
	That’s a trick question though, right? Because asking the wrong person the wrong question can be a terrible idea. But sure, I’ll bite. Pun intended. What do you eat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I did not say it with any intention of tricking you. Blood, mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Maybe, but I like to think I’m still kicking because I don’t make those kinds of assumptions. Yeah, got that bit. Where do you get it? Just curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I have been provided with a supply of bagged human blood. Otherwise if I hunt, it has been rats, deer, raccoons… whatever is easiest to capture. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Putting aside all the questions I have about that because dude. Rats? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 04:34 am UTC (link)
	It is food, even if it is not preferable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Does preferable also mean sufficient? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
	In some ways. Preferable is human blood for a miriad of reasons, but I was once taught that we can survive just as well on the blood of animals. But hunting is instinctual; an itch that must be scratched. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Thats what I figured. Anyway thanks for playing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	May I ask why you felt the need to interrogate my eating habits? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Honestly? I’m not a very trusting person. You’re new. You’re a vampire. Had to ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Guilty until proven innocent simply because I am a vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Never met a vampire before. Few werewolves, though. Hunters too. They got the same treatment. I’m equal opportunity suspicious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Humans are a far bigger threat to their own species. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 05:08 am UTC (link)
	You’re not wrong dude. Not much I can do about that, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	There is not much you can do about me, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	Necessity is the mother of invention, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	You are lucky I am choosing not to consider this entire conversation a threat, monsieur. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, because I’m a threat to the big scary vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know you, you very well could be a threat to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	The irony is almost too much. Really not a threat, trust me on that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	You ask me to trust you, yet you approach me with distrust and demand to know what it is that I eat, as if I have given you a reason to not trust me simply by being a vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	It’s not the vampire thing. Specifically. I was just curious cause how often do you meet a vampire that isn’t trying to kill people? Admittedly my knowledge base there is movies but you’ve gotta start somewhere right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	Your curiosity needs to be approached differently in the future. For what little it is worth, a large part of the information you see in movies and read in books about us is pure fiction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	You think? I don’t know I feel like this is going great. I’d say I disagree but everything I’ve read about vampires back home was written by hunters and they’re kind of biased. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	You have quite the mouth on you. Perhaps I should say that the information you have read does not pertain to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Not once have I been told this. That would work if you knew what I’d read dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Then enlighten me. Stakes through the heart? Crosses? Holy water? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	That’s all Buffy the vampire slayer. Besides, I’m pretty sure you have to believe in god for holy water and crosses to work. You’re French, right? My best friend’s girlfriend’s surname was Argent. Old family of hunters. They really leaned into the name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	It does not matter whether I believe in God or not. Hm. Silver makes for fine jewelry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	I meant the person trying to use it. Yeah I kind of figured. Alternate universes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	It does not matter if they do, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Not a Buffy fan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat vampirelestat 2024-07-29 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know who that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stiles/Lestat yourplanssuck 2024-07-29 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	You should give it a watch. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	askedyouthrice 2024-07-30 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	I would not say no, but we might be done before you get here. However, I could still use help at the club if you're willing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampirelestat 2024-07-31 12:33 am UTC (link)
	What help are you in need of at your club? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	totallypaused 2024-07-29 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Does this mean I could potentially test some of this inventory emergency and take it home? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	askedyouthrice 2024-07-30 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you'd already tested the inventory? (Reply to this) (Parent)