Network Post: Cat King
So you're having a little bit of a bird problem, hm? My sympathies, I've had a small issue with crows lately, myself. I'd offer to help, but I do hate picking feathers out of my teeth. I might be open to persuasion though...
You can, and should, call me Cat King. No nicknames, for the love of all the gods. It's two syllables, you can manage.