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lang, scott; ant-man (stealsomeshit) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-06-16 08:05:00

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!gamewide plot (generic), marvel: natasha romanoff (mcu), marvel: pepper potts-stark (mcu), marvel: scott lang (mcu), marvel: steve rogers (mcu), umbrella academy: ben hargreeves, ~ex: his dark materials asriel belacqua

NETWORK POST: SCOTT LANG
Everyone should really just be staying indoors as much as possible.

Relatedly:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to be just a little guy when birds are the enemy?

Also relatedly:
If you see ants in your apartments please don't spray or otherwise do the whole pest control thing. They're trying to hide and I can't corral everyone where they can't be seen indoors. No one is asking for you to tip-toe everywhere, I just promise it's not an infestation.

Has anyone seen my wife? (Just kidding, I know where she is. I just wanted to use "my wife" in a sentence.)

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	gotyoukid 2024-06-16 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'll teach Morgan that they are friends. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-16 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	How old is she now? I miss those years regardless. Not that I'd give up anything for these years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotyoukid 2024-06-16 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	She is six. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-16 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Good age. School starts to really creep into their personality forging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gotyoukid 2024-06-16 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	She loves school. Friends + learning = a happy Morgan (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	do_this_all_day 2024-06-16 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	From your lips to our neighbors' ears. About going outside, but the warning about the ants too. I've been meaning to send you my congratulations as well! (Reply to this) (Thread)

stealsomeshit
2024-06-16 05:04 pm UTC (link)

Or from my fingers to our neighbors' eyes? Unless someone is doing text to speech in which case fingers to ears. With an AI voice in there somewhere.

If the birds can't get inside, it stands to reason that inside is the best side.

Thanks! Hilariously, Hope announced it for us on her birthday and allowed everyone to get completely distracted away from that fact. She is DEVIOUS in her genius, I tell you.

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	do_this_all_day 2024-06-16 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Unless it sounds like J.A.R.V.I.S., I'm not interested (not counting Vision). A very well reasoned argument, and one I stand behind a hundred percent. Sneaky lady! I'll just have to trick her into coffee at some point to belatedly celebrate. I hope the pair of you were able to do something fun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stealsomeshit
2024-06-16 05:26 pm UTC (link)

If you ever want some fun, set Siri and Alexa against each other and let them go at it verbally. It can be REALLY fun.

I managed a small something for her so it didn't go completely unnoticed. We were also still taking the time in the lead up to make sure we actually wanted to be married and it wasn't just some weird magic thing making us make choices we otherwise wouldn't have. It all worked out, I think. In a very "us" way.

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	do_this_all_day 2024-06-16 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Tony, honey, please don't get any ideas. I love that for you both. Isn't it a wonder, how we've been able to carve out an improbable life here, despite all the things this place throws at us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	quiethorror 2024-06-16 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	But inside is not where my classes are, and it STINKS! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-16 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Technically they're inside. It's the BETWEEN "inside"s that make it tricky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-06-16 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	But, Mr. Lang, I could be LEARNING things! Besides, I think I'm earning a reputation with the professors for all my very valid and very truthful excuses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-16 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	There needs to be way more remote learning. Also, how's your grasp of quantum physics and time travel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-06-16 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	They offer some remote classes, but nothing I usually want to take. I like that about college—you can sorta pick your own curriculum. Or it's more like a Choose Your Own (Education) Adventure! I've got some theories about quantum tunneling, but I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the lensing effect of black holes on temporal mechanics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	debtsowed 2024-06-17 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Did you almost get eaten, Scott? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-20 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Yes :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-06-20 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Do you still have all appendages? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-20 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Yes but I can't say that for everyone involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-06-20 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, Scott. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	asriel 2024-06-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	I never thought I would be adding birds to the list of animals I have to watch out for. I would really like to keep both my eyes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-20 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Do yourself a favor and avoid watching The Birds by Alred Hitchcock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asriel 2024-06-20 02:30 am UTC (link)
	I understand that's a film, yes? Can't say I've ever watched it and if it's anything like what's outside, you're right. I'll avoid. Although ...now I'm curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stealsomeshit 2024-06-20 02:46 am UTC (link)
	No, no. See. Be curious and don't satiate it. Just trust a guy. But yeah we're basically living in that. Only those didn't explode in glitter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	asriel 2024-06-20 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Ohhh, no. Now I must know. As long as they are just birds and not flying polar bears, I can handle it. Wait, did you say they explode in glitter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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