|Clint Barton (greatestarcher) wrote in chances_net,|
@ 2021-11-15 20:33:00
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Network: Clint Barton
Okay, in the interest of getting ahead of rumors before they even get a chance to circulate:
Yes, there's a video of me in a fight floating around on the internet.
Yes, I was defending my damn turkey.
Yes, I went to the hospital and filed a police report.
Yes, I was holding back, because I'd rather not go down for manslaughter barely a month after getting here.
No, it was not my proudest moment.
Yes, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Animal abuse is never okay.
All that said, I'm so glad that dumb bird is gone.