Second Chances: the Network

So you're having a little bit of a bird problem, hm? My sympathies, I've had a small issue with crows lately, myself. I'd offer to help, but I do hate picking feathers out of my teeth. I might be open to persuasion though...

You can, and should, call me Cat King. No nicknames, for the love of all the gods. It's two syllables, you can manage.

[Filtered away from Luz]

Helloooo fellow bird haters*
*Just these evil ones!

Luz is turning the celebration worthy age of 18 on the 20th! 🎁 🎂 🎈 And I reaaaally wanted to make a party happen for her on the day but my spidey senses I borrowed from Petey Pie are tingling and I couldn't help but think WHAT IF THE BIRDS ARE STILL BIRDING?

Besides, Saturdays make way better party days.

So. Saturday. Baker Beach. 4pm until whenever. Please bring your beautiful selves and amazing presents to adorn the birthday girl with. I've got all the decorations and drinks and stuff covered.

Hey Reeeeeginald can I count on you and your posse for the most amazing playlist ever? You totally don't need to play unless you want to of course LOL 😛

Be there OR BE SQUARE or don't it's fine but it will be fun so definitely come!

I am manifesting good thoughts and things will be back to normal by then!!!

[Filtered to Luz]

You are forbidden from having plans on Saturday. 🏖️

That is all!

Are the birds still attacking? I’m feeling rather cooped up and I promised a certain someone a date.

Maybe we could make a run for it? Dinner and ugh dancing just isn’t the same at home.

[Private to Jen]

Please don’t tell him I said anything, but has Loki been acting strangely at all? I’m a little worried about him.