SECOND CHANCES NET

[ filtered; Natasha + friends* ]

We all missed my birthday. You are all taking me out this weekend to celebrate. You can decide on where we go, amongst yourselves.

I already bought myself season tickets for baseball and then football when it starts up again later. I know it isn't done but it's whatever. You know what I mean.

[ ooc; if your character would consider themselves friendly with Yelena, they're included. Player fail here and Yelena is pretty open with the label. This is just meant to be silly. ]

I just got Addie used to squirrels and now we're dealing with monkeys. My child is going to be a holy terror forever at this rate.

You know how it is when you're just going about your day and you hear a voice out of nowhere? There I was coming back to my place when I heard "What's in the bag?" I stopped, looked around, and didn't see anyone. So I carry on my way when I heard, "I said what's in the bag?" I stopped and looked all around again. I saw this lion walk out of the jungle that is now surrounding The Station. I stare at him, he stares at me. I'm thinking, so this is how I die, mauled to death by a lion in a jungle in San Francisco. Lovely.
( I was sure I was trippin' )