SECOND CHANCES NET

It's not exactly what I was doing back home, but I landed a job as a photographer with the San Francisco Chronicle. Most of the writers I'm working with seem pretty relaxed but one is super intense. That's the one I plan to follow the most!

Now other than holiday barbecues, what do you all do around here? I've been warned about weird things and now there's some guy talking about a swearing duck.

Being honest, I didn't really miss San Francisco. But in some ways it's good to be back. The Tower isn't there, though

Hello? Is there anyone there?

Someone, please tell me this is all just a bad dream.