SECOND CHANCES NET

Dee? Thor? I love you both dearly, you know that. But whichever one of you put glue in my shampoo has dish duty for the next two weeks.

My hair is a lovely shade of purple. Judging from Thor and Bruce's exchange, pranks are going around?

[FILTER: Ned Leeds & Peter Parker]

Ned, what do you want to do for your birthday, honey?

April Fool's Day Tip: The Code of the Ancient Squirrel teaches us that jokes are only funny when they don’t hurt, harm or embarrass anyone. Make sure your jokes are truly funny and desired.



.... in other news, the Candy machine in the apartment lobby only shoots out ultra-healthy granola flakes.

I know that my world celebrates different holidays from this one. Sometimes I understand it and sometimes I don't. Like today. What exactly are we celebrating by putting glue on someone's toilet seat? I'll spare the details but getting up was not fun.

Before I get blamed for it, I want to go on record that I'm not the one who put glitter in both the Luckys fur.