SECOND CHANCES NET

[FILTER: Pepper, Peter, Tony (MCU)]

I cannot have Peter around Tony any longer. Pepper, I will miss you and Morgan, but I need to keep Peter safe.

I apologize for the spectacle I caused yesterday. I have no idea what came over me. I would never fight Bruce Banner in my right mind. Thank you to those who helped break us up.

Of course everything goes to hell in a designer handbag when my jeep arrives. How am I suppose to get the okay to drive this thing if things are being crushed and knocked down?

So rude!

I'm sure it goes without saying, but if anyone needs any patching up, you've got a handful of us in the building who can help if you'd rather not deal with hospitals. I'm assuming that's a thing you super powered folks prefer and do?

Just don't make it too severe. There's only so much a non-practicing medical doctor can get her hands on without working in an actual hospital or medical facility.

Unless Claire can work magic that no one knows about.

Amidst all of the sudden chaos, it would appear I have been granted a save-choice SUV. The school is making a decision at the end of the week as to if it would be part of the curriculum but at the very least, I would feel comfortable teaching with this. Nice and safe. I also picked up handbooks and study guides from the DMV so studying can happen.

That part out of the way - does anyone need anything?

[ filtered; ROSE ]

Stay safe.

And no, you can't take the car by yourself.

AL!

You need to meet Emma, stat!

...Oh, and sorry about that turquoise bowl thing in the living room, Doctors Strange and Palmer. Emma was just really excited.

This is just a PSA for everyone.

There is really only one REAL Spider-man around...

and it's definitely not an infant in a fancy robot.

Just Sayin'.

I get the feeling I will be needing many bowls of popcorn this week...

You guys know that old rapper, Eminem? He has this song where his kid sings, right? And she's like "I think my dad's gone crazy!"

...and I get it. My parents are certifiable right now.

AND NO I'M NOT FILTERING YOU GUYS OUT, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS!