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Tweak says, "Drake is ugly"

kate bishop 🏹 hawkeye (kate_bishop) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2022-08-17 11:15:00

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marvel comics: kate bishop, mcu: matt murdock, mcu: peter parker, mcu: yelena belova, umbrella academy: ben hargreeves, ~ex dc comics: dick grayson

Okay, kiddos.

Your mission today, should you choose to accept:

Would you rather:

Be a Ninja or Wizard?

You automatically get to be a ninja, Strange.

Did I mention how much the waiting game blows for things like jobs and such? Because, hey, guess what? It blows.

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	quiethorror 2022-08-17 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Ninja. They get to do chemistry (smoke bombs and poisons and stuff) and split-second geometry and physics calculations (how fast and hard and at what angle they have to throw their shuriken), and you don't have to sweat your wardrobe, 'cause it's usually all black anyway. It's also more socially acceptable to disappear for long stretches of time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kate_bishop 2022-08-17 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	You are not wrong with the disappearing thing. ~~I'm a pro at that~~ You know wizards have to do geometry, too, right? And they have to know the laws of the universe, which is sort of like physics. ...and omg why do I know this and why am I defending them? Please don't ask because I don't know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cametobargain 2022-08-17 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	....I'm actually impressed. One gold star for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quiethorror 2022-08-18 01:33 am UTC (link)
	You do seem to be pretty solidly on Team Wizard. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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