I know all you ladies missed the dirty innuendo that tends to spout from me and all you guys love the filthy sexual stories I tell. I'm back.
You can call me Michael but I also answer to Mike, Ethan, and lately I've responded to Champ, but I think a few women around her know me as 'Oh God' and 'That guy with the chiseled jawline that's fun to sit on top of.'