Good Omens drabble: In Which Crowley Is Surprised [Aziraphale/Crowley, general]
Title: In Which Crowley Is Surprised Author: celandineb Fandom: Good Omens Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley Rating: general Length: 100 words Warnings: innuendo Summary: Aziraphale makes an improbable suggestion. Note: Written for vulgarweed's birthday and originally posted as a comment in her LJ.
Crowley blinked, rather unusually. Blinking was one of those human things that he considered optional, and since if he failed to blink, his eyes would continue to work just fine, it was, for him.
Sometimes, however, it seemed appropriate.
"You want to what?" he asked.
"Celebrate your birthday," Aziraphale replied.
"We don't have birthdays," Crowley pointed out. "Angels were created directly. Hence the lack of navel, among other things that distinguish us from humans."
Aziraphale pointed. "You didn't start out with that, either, but you've never shown any hesitation in using it."
"Well then, happy birthday to me," Crowley murmured.