-:-{written in brightly colored marker on a piece of white typing paper}-:-

Hi everybody! My name's Weetzie Bat (I know it's a funny name, my parents were just like that I guess!) and today's my first day. I just moved here from Los Angeles and I'm doing an internship to finish off my degree of psychology from UCLA. I'm in Office C112 if anybody wants to come by and say hi! Looking forward to meeting everybody!

-:-{all of the staff and doctors will also find a small basket in front of their office doors full of homemade vegan muffins and cookies, tied with brightly colored ribbons and a note saying the same message as above}-:-

To Whom it May Concern,

I'll be absolutely clear. Whoever you are, if you dare touch Rowan, I will personally castrate you.

That's not a threat. That's a promise.

( A small box left outside Donna's door )

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( An envelope under Loki's door )

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[A note posted on the community board]
I'll be leaving for London in a hour. I suspect YOU KNOW WHO has found me, and as a precaution I'm being sent to a safer location. Please take care.

-Hermione