Hey doc. I know this is very unorthodox, but I need to ask you for a favor.
A very old friend of mine has been admitted to Cheshire, and she's not in very good shape. Her name's Carmella, although she's been Amber Sweet ever since I've known her, and she's my ex-girlfriend sort of. We go a long way back and suffice to say we have a mutual respect for each other. She is also addicted to Zydrate, which as you know I have a long history with as well. She is currently going through withdrawal and I feel like I could really help her. The orderlies aren't too familiar with how to handle it, and they're just sort of leaving her alone in her room; I went to visit her yesterday and she looked like a caged animal in there. I know about the no-touching rule, but I also know how much pain she's in and how scared and alone she is. I was wondering if there was anything you could do so that I could help her get through this. She shouldn't be alone. Her doctor is the hot Greek chick that's like three feet taller than you, if you need to talk to her about it.
Let me know. You know where to find me.
-Graverobber
PS. Tell Carey I say hello when you see him.
How're you doing, Amber? I'll come see you this afternoon.
Can't wait till you're back on the outside. Wait till you meet my ex-girlfriend, she's more of a headcase than your second-favorite Slayer. But she probably won't kick you in the head, so that's a plus, right?
Hang in there. Solitary never lasts forever, and at least you don't have to deal with the idiots while you're in there.
Robin
PS. Your girlfriend does not like being told she can't do something. In case you didn't know.