How is a girl supposed to get a performance together when people keep leaving and going into solitary or getting zombied out on drugs and not showing up? I told my doctor I'd give it another go and I offered acting lessons but I feel like I've tried so hard and all for nothing! This is your last chance to be in the show of a lifetime. I'm going to stop asking people for suggestions and get back to ordering people about. We're doing Chicago, by suggestion of the handsome Captain Jack. I will be sparkling as Roxie and he will be mesmerising you as Billy Flynn, so I am still casting for: Velma Kelly - my rival, so you have your work cut out for you! Amos Heart - my husband, you lucky man! Matron 'Mama' Morton - the prison guard; has a fantastic number Mary Sunshine - reporter We will also need chorus, set design, backstage help, a choreographer and director. I will, of course, fill any of those roles if need be, but the opportunity is there, as I don't like to hog the limelight.