Aww geez, tell me about it; sucks, doesn't it? All I want is to be able to get a Starbucks in the morning and a drive-thru burger at night, and they tell me that because I'm crazy that's unreasonable. Stupid doctors.
If you need help researching that I'm in C117. My rates are pretty reasonable too - salt, Sharpies and coffee are all accepted currencies on Planet Jo
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