Hey Jack, I think you need to start splitting your paycheck with me. I need hazard pay or something... one of your newest kiddies tried to 'catch' me with a box and a cookie. She was with a whack job that spoke in a Russian accent and had a Sharpie mustache. I had to convince them that we weren't enemy spies. I did so by sharing the cookie.
PS. You and I, sketch session soon? I miss our man-dates, and your music collection.
PSS. If the new kid asks, Carey is actually secretly a ninja who answers only to Shadowcat. Trust me, you don't want to know.