I don't think I'm a bad person, but I'm not the best person to hang around either.
Beignets, French doughnuts. It's like a regular donut only in a rectangle shape with honey and powdered suga'. They hell of a lot better tasting than some damn doughnut shop.
My Ma cooks a mean gumbo that would fill ya up for days on end. Other than that we usually ate fast food.