It would be in everyone's best interest if you posted the number of your real office number. I do believe that as a perimeter guard, security of the hospital is of concern to you, as it is to me. I can foresee possible safety hazards. For instance, someone wants to wring your neck and stumbles into my office in a blind rage...
And I think you construe me completely incorrectly. I have a very intact sense of humor, though it is not common.
Good day. - Head of Security, Dieter Hellstrom Room A206