Sill in Crayon, but on a flat sheet of paper folded once in half
To: Ms. Bat From: The Joker
It has come to my attention that you are unaware of my presence and position in this illustrious institution. I, The Joker, am the highest ranking psychiatrist within these walls. To have not introduced yourself personally and offered your basket full of goodies properly is a breach of common etiquette and decorum. I am afraid I shall have to issue a formal written complaint to be stored in your personnel file. Corrective measures should be taken, starting with the delivery of one said baskets to my office, room A107.
Your file will remain under strict review until the new quarter at which time an evaluation will be offered upon which your continued employment will be based.