[Written rather hastily and tacked on the wall next to the message board.]
I suppose we change the subject, I'm getting tired of this. I vote the young lady tells us a story.
ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have been nominated to tell a story, only leave out any mentions of cats, or bats, or other impassible creatures!! Tell a TREACLE sort of story!!!!! With letters that start with M, and lots of drawings!!!!
And do be quick about it, tea is about to start soon.