TACKED TO THE BOARD! [Written on a piece of bright blue construction paper and tacked smack to the center of the board!]
WHOA!
WHEN DID A SPACESHIP LAND AND DROP ALL THESE NEW PEOPLE DOWN?! Seriously! I saw someone who looked like an alien back there! Should we be worried?!
IS THERE AN INVASION THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN WARNED ABOUT?!??!
CRAZYTOWN, USA, HERE WE COME!
Also, it's getting kind of cold. Has anyone checked the sun to make sure it's wattage is correct? I would hate for the sun to go out COMPLETELY and then we fall into a modern day ICE AGE!!