[Written with a white-out pen on a black piece of cardboard paper.]
There once was a man from Nantucket Who stepped on a boy and said 'Fuck it' He gave him a shove And a push out of love
... And it turns out both were allergic to peanuts, and their reactions included an uncanny rise in aggression.
You should be careful what you eat.
In fact, it would be safer to not eat anything at all.
I was told I needed to introduce myself. The name's Sable. You can call me "Dr. Markey". Or God. Flattery will get you nowhere, though, so I wouldn't bother if I were you.